Mrs.DeGaulle went to the undertaker saying she would like to pick out an eventual cemetery lot for her ailing husband.The mortician gladly took her in his limousine to a scenic hillside overlooking a majestic valley.
"This,"he said,"is a resting place worthy of your great husband,and it costs only 200,000 francs."
She gasped an the sum,but he continued,"He is surely worth that much."
To which she replied,"But he only wants it for three days."
